Looking at how people walk in Russia on the morning of January 1, you can see that the Earth is spinning. And even very quickly.
The New Year is coming soon. But I still have a very bad conscience about the past.
You can never figure out what date will fall on the morning of January 1st.
Hello, Vasya! I wish you a Happy New Year! That is, how to understand it"it's already the sixth"?
Dear, what gift should I give you for the New Year? So... I want ownership of the Land! And this gift will fit within 100 Articles from 1 person.rubles?
The New Year is coming soon. But I really want to live like a human being.
Why does the Orthodox Church in Russia not want to switch to the "Julian calendar", which is accepted all over the world, and still lives according to the "Gregorian", causing a lot of inconvenience to believers. Yes, because the people of Russia will celebrate in addition to the "Old New Year"also the "Old Christmas".
In Russia, there is a tradition to celebrate the New Year and drink the Old One...
On New Year's Eve, President of Belarus Lukashenko locks himself in his office of the President. Why should I ask? And there is such a sign: as you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it then.
The morning after the New Year's celebration. A sleepy man, with a hangover in a Santa Claus costume, begins to look at the gifts that were given to him. So... 15 boxes of chocolates... 7 bottles of whiskey... 3 cognacs... 12 notebooks... 8 fountain pens. Well, at least someone gave me a book.
Five minutes before the start of the New Year, the president addresses the citizens of Russia: there is a financial crisis right now, so we do not have the means to celebrate the New Year holiday. So we'll have to celebrate the old year, but in a normal state.
On the last day of the outgoing year, the husband, with an alluring smile, says to his wife:"Dear, I have a wonderful gift for you!"Where is he?" - My wife was delighted. We need to go to the cottage, the gift is there! Let's go for one thing and meet the coming one," the wife suggested. They decorated the Christmas tree that grew in the country. After the chimes have struck, the wife asks her husband: well, where is my gift? The husband climbs under the tree, throws away the snow, and a hole appears. He takes out a large bag, shaking off the snow, and gives it to his wife. The wife, all impatient, opens the package. A fur coat made of artificial cheburashka appears. What is this? - the wife is amazed. Well, you asked for a mink fur coat yourself, so get it!
On the night of January 1, 75 people and 12 snowmen were taken to the city's medical center. The reason for such a police oversight will be dealt with by the investigation.
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